Poisoned Cognac

"The finest aged brandy in the manor. Do not drink the cognac." It was right there on the sideboard. Warm. Amber. Fragrant in the way that very good things are fragrant before they become very bad situations. Someone poured it. Someone left it. Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot has been standing next to it for forty minutes taking notes and has asked everyone in the room, twice, whether they touched the decanter. You did not touch the decanter. Poisoned Cognac is a warm amber-brown with a metallic finish and gold flecks that glow like candlelight through a very expensive glass. Smooth. Inviting. The color of something that looks exactly like what it is and is absolutely not what it appears to be. The most dangerous things in a manor usually are. Details Finish: Metallic with gold flecks Color: Warm amber-brown Opacity: 2–3 coats Size: 15ml Formula: 21-free base, vegan, cruelty-free Limited edition — once current stock is gone, this formula will not be repeated. Warning: Robot Bee Polish is not responsible for suspicious inheritances, compromised cognac, or the unsettling experience of being interviewed by Inspecteur Céleste Mielpot, who will absolutely notice your nails first and your alibi second. This is, on balance, in your favor. Part of Honeyed Words at the Manor. Limited edition collection — buy all four as a set and save ~9%. The inspector recommends it. Sold on Robot Bee Polish (https://robotbeepolish.net/shop/p/poisoned-cognac). The price shown is the retail price on that storefront on 2026-10-25, not a GreenB2B quote or a wholesale price.